Philosophy
An exclusive queer gym preparing its members for imminent societal collapse by building excellent glutes.
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Philosophy
Membership Tiers
Tier I - Kona Trusted
Kona recognizes you as a generally acceptable human.
TIER II - Kona Privilege
Kona likes you ... maybe a little too much.
Tier III - Kona Infinite
You are her preferred leaning surface.
High-Performance Training
Performance training is under the direction of Head Trainer Ilya Rozanov, a celebrated hockey superstar whose career spans Boston and Ottawa. His coaching style embodies elite athletic discipline, efficient instruction, and an unambiguous expectation that the bar will, in fact, be lifted.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Press the “Member Bookings” button and complete the Calendly form. You will receive text confirmation. The confirmation is binding.
Our facility is intentionally below grade to optimize focus, privacy, and environmental controls. Many of the world's finest wine collections, precious minerals, and vaults share this architectural philosophy.
We prefer not to frame botanical leaves within a system of private ownership. The aroma of eucalyptus belongs to the people — along with properly braced deadlifts and the right to pleasant linens.
Benquinox's goal is to be the greatest luxury fitness facility in the world. Expansion planning is overseen by an internal committee which makes decisions in consultation with the membership.
Maybe, but members are generally expected to take public transit, walk, or cycle.
Benquinox recognizes that fitness spaces inevitably exist within broader cultural frameworks. Operating within these conditions, we equip members with the resources and communal solidarity necessary to navigate contemporary expectations — while remaining conscious that such expectations are neither neutral nor permanent. Our approach treats fitness not as conformity to a singular ideal, but as a toolkit both for self-definition in the present and for collective preparedness in whatever more equitable future members choose to build. In this sense, the barbell functions simultaneously as an instrument of personal agency and a quietly optimistic investment in post-normative possibilities.
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